And here it is, Issue #5 to ring in 2018!
2016 was generally regarded as a year we’d never talk about ever again, 2017 was even worse, but you can start your 2018 with a chuckle or two before reality kicks in.
And let’s have some thunderous applause for our writers and people who submitted to TDP. No, really. Clap as loudly as you can. I don’t care where you are. People will think it’s cool. Try it. But in all seriousness, thank you. You’re the reason we have TDP at all.
So Happy New Year, and enjoy Issue #5:
Unicorn Rearing: The Manure Behind the Myth By Kimmy Dee
Uncle By Barry O’Farrell
The Used-Car Salesman’s Niece to Meet Swedish Royalty by Maura Yzmore
The Marauder of the Matinee by Jamie Benedi
Tyrant by Nate Stone
Nicolas Cage is Field Artillery By Andrew Davie
Petting Zoo By Margret Treiber
Late By Andrew J. Hogan