Ladies and Gentlemen of good humour and bad taste: It is my pleasure to present THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE DIRTY POOL for your reading pleasure!
When I started this magazine out, I didn’t think I’d get more than three submissions for the first issue, and I was stunned to find my inbox regularly filled with hilarious and top-notch stuff. I was touched and thrilled when talented people from all over the world came together to make you laugh with their very funny prose, so please, without further ado…
PS- Apologies to Jim Reed for an early type-o that listed him as Peter Reed. For any readers who saw the type-o, know that the story is his and his alone, and it was a delight to read.