ISSUE #3

Ah, summer. Children are at play, adults are trapped in offices or factories when they’d rather be at the beach, our significant others have headed to Asia on two-month backpacking trips and are sending us pictures of them snuggling in dimly-lit hostels with shirtless Australian bodybuilders… sorry, that was getting a bit personal. Where was I?

Ah, The Dirty Pool! We have a jam-packed issue for you! Cheers and thanks to all who submitted! This issue also features our first writer to join the “SOLID GOLD BUBBLEGUM CLUB” for scoring three publications in TDP! Congratulations Barry O’Farrell! He’s a bit lonely in there, though, so keep submitting if you’d like to join him!

Anyways, enough of my prattling, here you are, and enjoy:

HOW TO FORGET A PASTY SHIRTLESS CHEST by Abigail Putnam

BIKINI By Barry O’Farrell

BAD DRUGS By Joe Giordano

HEAT By Steven Carr

BOBBY’S ELECTRO-ASTROID FUN PARK: ★★★★ By Libby Heily

WHAT GOD TOLD MOSES By Jeffrey L Higgs

ASSORTED ADVERTISING IDEAS By Lee Blevins

BENNY’S NEW HOUSE By John Fagan

THE HUMANITY! By Donald Hubbard

MY STAND UP ROUTINE By Logan Lazalde