Ah, summer. Children are at play, adults are trapped in offices or factories when they’d rather be at the beach, our significant others have headed to Asia on two-month backpacking trips and are sending us pictures of them snuggling in dimly-lit hostels with shirtless Australian bodybuilders… sorry, that was getting a bit personal. Where was I?
Ah, The Dirty Pool! We have a jam-packed issue for you! Cheers and thanks to all who submitted! This issue also features our first writer to join the “SOLID GOLD BUBBLEGUM CLUB” for scoring three publications in TDP! Congratulations Barry O’Farrell! He’s a bit lonely in there, though, so keep submitting if you’d like to join him!
Anyways, enough of my prattling, here you are, and enjoy:
HOW TO FORGET A PASTY SHIRTLESS CHEST by Abigail Putnam
BIKINI By Barry O’Farrell
BAD DRUGS By Joe Giordano
HEAT By Steven Carr
BOBBY’S ELECTRO-ASTROID FUN PARK: ★★★★ By Libby Heily
WHAT GOD TOLD MOSES By Jeffrey L Higgs
ASSORTED ADVERTISING IDEAS By Lee Blevins
BENNY’S NEW HOUSE By John Fagan
THE HUMANITY! By Donald Hubbard
MY STAND UP ROUTINE By Logan Lazalde