Ladies and Gentlemen of good humour and bad taste, welcome back for a third serving of The Dirty Pool! And now that we’re getting a reputation and some followers, people are starting to say nice things about us:
“Thanks for taking time to read my submission. It’s nice to see a journal that doesn’t have its head up its ass, and I hope you enjoy my story.” DF
Awwww, thanks! We take great pride in being unpretentious, and we’re don’t plan on stuffing our heads up our asses in the near future. Anyway, without further ado…
Enjoy!
Alex Colvin
Editor